But she wasn't the only one who couldn't sleep tonight. At nearly 12:00am, Wu Jing sent her a message.
"Shan'er, have you slept yet?"
According to years of understanding, Yu Shanshan inexplicably felt that it would not be a serious thing for Wu Jing to look for her so late, so she replied with a meme of "I'm asleep".
Wu Jing responded with a smiley "Hey Hey" emoji . Yu Shanshan thinks Wu Jing at this time must also be as trivial as this emoji package.
Wu Jing: "Hey, hey, hey, I didn't want to disturb you this late at night, it would've been bad if you were doing something impure. I didn't expect you to have time to reply to my message. It seems that you're still pure at the moment."
Yu Shanshan: ......Please put away the waste material from your head. I've always been a pure child.
Yu Shanshan asked, "Why don't you go to bed now? Are you waiting for spring?"
Wu Jing: "I am thinking about spring. I am so excited that I couldn't sleep. I watched a wonderful large-scale face-beating scene today. You said I wouldn't be excited. I want to laugh when I think about the scene outside the restaurant today. It's so fucking refreshing! Your military-gege gave us such a long face. Look at the complexion of the three and Ou Kexin at that time, they were almost green! "
Yu Shanshan:...... Why are you more excited than I am?
Wu Jing: "Don't you see? when Lu Keke and Xu Zixin saw your soldier-gege, their eyes glowed green and they couldn't wait to pounce on him. Later when they found out that it was your man, they were probably crazily vomiting blood inside. They think they can beat you since you're fat, but you can still take down the male gods in your current figure, they were angered to death. Hahahaha! Let's see if they could still dare to organize any classmates' dinner to attack you in the future! "
In fact, at that time, Yu Shanshan was only worried about Yuan Long and hadn't paid attention to other people's reactions at all. Now that she had listened to Wu Jing's description again and imagined their expressions at that time, she immediately wants to laugh and felt so happy.
It really felt like a serf singing a song.
Hey, Hey, although she's fat and ugly, but her man is handsome. They couldn't easily find such a handsome man, this is what you call strength.
Thinking about it, Yu Shanshan couldn't help touching the diamond ring and Hey, Hey smiled.
The joy and dizziness in her heart were almost overflowing that Yu Shanshan could not help taking a picture of her hand wearing the diamond ring and sent it to Wu Jing, sharing her uneasiness at the moment: He asked me to marry him!
At the other end of the phone, Wu Jing was probably stunned and did not reply to the message for a long time. It was not until more than ten minutes later that she sent a series of overwhelmed memes that instantly flashed in Yu Shanshan's screen.
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Yu Shanshan was bombarded by this person's memes for ten minutes in a row the her eyes blew up. She doesn't know where she got so many meme. Wu Jing is a meme maniac.
Yu Shanshan had to interfere, "Sister, calm down, life goes on, Aunt Wang still wants you to take care of her, you can't be deranged you know?"
Wu Jing finally calmed down a little bit and sent voice messages directly instead.
"Sister, I just knew you're a king. You took down brother in only two days. How could you be so good?"
Although she's very happy to be praised, Yu Shanshan's reasoning is still there. "....I'm good at what? It's my little fat man who is more or less good." Nine times out of ten, it was the little fat man who captivated his father.
Wu Jing: "No matter what the reason is, that person is in your hands now. Alas, since you now have a man to sleep with, am I interrupting since I'm still talking to you so late? Heyyyy..... "
Hey my ass, Yu Shanshan always feels that Wu Jing has a strong sense of indecency all over her body.
Rolling her eyes, in order not to wake up Dudu, Yu Shanshan typed to clarify for herself: "There is a man lying next to me now, that is my little fat man."
Wu Jing: "Can you be sincere, A moment of joy on spring night is better than gold, I don't believe that when a man falls into your hands, you will refrain from attacking him. The rings were all taken away, Aren't you supposed to jump on it, tear it into your stomach and eat it clean?"
Yu Shanshan: "Fuck you, I'm so hungry! I've always kept in mind the socialist core values: Adhering to the concept of civilization and harmony and being a civilized and harmonious woman. "
Wu Jing: "Sister, you really have not laid hands on him? Where is your soldier-gege now?"
Yu Shanshan: "Sofa."
Wu Jing was startled. "What kind of coquettish operation is this? Can you resist a male god like your soldier-gege? Why are you so cruel to let people sleep on the couch? Are you still the Yu Shanshan I know?"
Yu Shanshan said righteously: "I'm a good citizen. Although he proposed to me, But it hasn't been legally licensed yet. It is illegal to drive without a license."
"That's enough, Yu Shanshan!" Wu Jing immediately exposed Yu Shanshan's hypocritical face. "Don't pretend that you werent with somebody else driving without a license four years ago, incidentally also receiving a souvenir, and now you're requiring certificates? Have you forgotten to tear off your face?"
Yu Shanshan: ...... Don't reveal it. This way we can still be good friends.
Wu Jing stopped joking and said very seriously, "What's the matter? Are you two still not reconciled? Is there any knot that hasn't been untied? Shanshan, I really think Yuan Long's very good. Don't be sulky. If you have something to say, the two of you should sit down and have a good communication. Don't quarrel. Since they have all received their rings, they will have a good life in the future."
Knowing that Wu Jing is only after her own good, Yu Shanshan originally wanted to play around first, but now she decided to tell the truth directly, "Jing'er, I have no quarrel with him, nor have I quarreled with him. I'm no longer the ignorant little girl I used to be. Now that I have received his ring, I will take advantage of it in the future. But I really can't get over the hurdle in my heart now. I don't want him to touch me. I don't want him to see me covered with fat. I really can't accept it. Can you understand? "
Wu Jing understood in an instant. After which, she felt a touch of heartache. As a woman, she really understands Yu Shanshan's behavior. Women always want to show their best face in front of the man they love. If they gain weight, they want to lose it immediately and don't want to be seen by men. What's more, with Shanshan's current size ......
Wu Jing imagined that if she were in the same shape as Yu Shanshan, she instantly shook her head, she would not dare to do unspeakable things with a male god, this would also test her psychological endurance.
Wu Jing had to comfort her and said, "I believe that since Yuan Long proposed to you, he doesn't care about your figure and appearance, so don't worry too much about it. You can only try to lose weight and strive to restore your beauty as soon as possible."
Yu Shanshan sighed deeply. Losing weight is easier said than done, not to mention that it's almost impossible for her to lose half of her weight, and she doesn't even know if she will ever regain her beauty.
That night, Yu Shanshan had a dream in which she took a magic pill and woke up to find that she had regained her original figure, slapping her face, small waist, long and thin legs, and intoxicating beauty. Dudu was shocked to see that his mother had changed. He hugged her neck and kissed her face violently. "Mom, you are so beautiful, so beautiful," he said in a milky compliment.
Yu Shanshan was so proud of herself that she couldn't help but laugh.
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As soon as he opened his eyes, Dudu saw his mother laughing with her eyes closed and her mouth open. The laughter was creepy.
Dudu was so frightened by the laughter that he was not sleepy for a moment. He got up quickly, approached his mother cautiously, reached out his small hand and gently poked his mother. As a result, his mother laughed even more happily.
Dudu reached out and poked again, this time a little stronger, but also failed to stop his mother's laughter.
Dudu bit his finger and thought about it. He thought his mother might have dreamed of something delicious, otherwise he wouldn't have laughed so joyfully.
If he dreams of delicious food, he certainly doesn't want to be disturbed, otherwise he won't have enough to eat, so he'd better not disturb his mother.
Thinking in this way, Dudu wisely did not poke his mother again, but slowly climbed out of bed, wearing only a pair of small underwear, and ran outside to find his father.
Yuan Long was making breakfast in the kitchen. When he heard the patter of small slippers, he knew that his son had woke up. When he looked around, he saw his little guy running over wearing only a little underwear, and the little fat on his body shook as he ran.
Yuan Long thought, no wonder Shanshan likes to call him Little Fatty. He's indeed quite fat.
The little guy didn't know that his father had said he is fat in his heart. He ran into the kitchen with a clatter, grabbed his father's leg and looked at him with his head tilted back. He was filled with dependence and joy. The little milk was too sweet to be greasy, "Dad ~"
Being called "Dad" softened Yuan Long's heart. He bent down to pick him up and rubbed his little head. "Are you hungry? Breakfast is almost ready. Why don't you go and wake your mother up?"
Dudu secretly looked at the room, put his hands to his mouth to make a small horn, carefully put them to his father's ear and said, "Dad, let me tell you, mom is eating delicious food now, and she is laughing with delight."
Yuan Long froze and didn't quite understand what Dudu meant. She's sleeping but eating delicious food?
He simply carried the little guy into the room, and as soon as he went in, he saw Yu Shanshan lying on the bed with her eyes closed and laughing, dancing from time to time.
Yuan Long: ......
Dudu whispered: "Dad, you see, my mother must have dreamt that she's currently eating delicious food. I dreamed about it, too. I'm so happy, just as happy as my Mom. Let's not disturb Mom eating her delicious food. Otherwise, mother will be hungry and unhappy."
Yuan Long thought for a moment. First, he went to the wardrobe to find clothes for the little guy. Then he patted his little ass and said, "Dudu, wash up first. Let's not disturb Mom to eat delicious food."
Dudu knew how to wash his face and brush his teeth, so he nodded and ran to the bathroom to wash.
Without the little guy, Yuan Long closed the door of the room, walked slowly to the bedside, and looked down at Yu Shanshan in her sleep.
She smiled happily, and although she has gained a lot of weight now, the two dimples on both sides of her cheeks are still looming, and when she smiles, she's very sweet and lovely.
Her smile used to make people's heart soft and numb, but now although he can't see the shadow of the past, his heart is still very soft and numb.
He was so numb that he could not help lowering his head, pressed his lips against hers, and kissed them carefully.
Yu Shanshan was joyfully looking at her graceful figure in the mirror in her sleep, and then she saw Yuan Long. His eyes were straight on her face, and the depth inside made people feel embarrassed to look straight at him. The next second, he came over, held the back of her head and kissed her.
He was so hasty and fierce that she was unable to breathe and was bewildered by his kiss. She felt dizzy that she couldn't help struggling.
Then she struggled to wake up.
Then she saw the handsome and charming face in front of her eyes and the and the tingling touch on her lips.
Yu Shanshan: !!!!!
Yu Shanshan pushed away Yuan Long and retreated, hurriedly looking down at herself to find out whether it was a dream or a reality.
As a result, all she saw was the belly of the three-layer swimming ring.
Ahhhhhh... her waist and legs are gone. it was all a dream.......
Yu Shanshan wanted to cry without tears and wanted to roll on the bed.
"What's the matter?" Seeing that she had suffered a heavy blow, Yuan Long leaned forward and touched her forehead. "Is there something wrong?"
Yu Shanshan: My heart is not feeling well. "Why did you steal a kiss from me again? I told you not to kiss me without my permission!"
Does this person have a strong taste? How can he kiss the way she is now? Isn't he too bored?
Yuan Long reluctantly pursed his lips and gently rubbed her head with his palm. "Is it all right?"
He's asking if he can kiss her.
Yu Shanshan: "......How can you ask again after finishing the kiss!"
"I'll ask before the next kiss." Yuan Long stood up and stretched out his hand at her. "Now get up and have breakfast."
Yu Shanshan bit her lip, secretly glanced at the ring on her left hand and hesitated for a moment, then handed him her big fat hand and let him pull her up. However, when she changed clothes, she still drove him out and secured the door, so that she could change with peace of mind.
However, after taking off her clothes, Yu Shanshan suddenly remembered something. She bent down to take out the scale she had hidden here from under the bed, turned off its voice function first, and then closed her eyes and secretly stood on it.
Estimating that her weight count is finally stable, Yu Shanshan took a deep breath, opened her eyes, and slowly lowered her head to look at the figures.
86.5 kilos.
Yu Shanshan thought that her weight's already better than the height of many men.
Thinking about Yuan Long's 186 height and tendon flesh, his weight is estimated to be more than 70 kilograms and less than 80 kilograms. She's actually heavier than him.
It's an unbearable weight in a woman's life.
Yu Shanshan silently took out his cell phone and searched for any reliable weight loss organizations. She felt that she could not lose weight on her own.
While she was searching, there was a knock on the door. Dudu shouted eagerly outside, "Mom, come out for breakfast ~."
Yu Shanshan quickly stuffed her cell phone into her pocket and hid the scale back under the bed before opening the door and going out for breakfast.
At the table, Dudu finally noticed the diamond ring on her hand and asked curiously, "Mom, why do you have a shiny stone on your hand?"
Yu Shanshan looked up at Yuan Long.
Yuan Long explained to Dudu, "That's a ring. Dad gave it to your mom."
When Dudu heard the words, he was immediately unhappy, and the small mouth beeped up. "Why does my mother have it, but I don't? Dad is partial."
Pretending not to hear, Yu Shanshan bowed her head to eat breakfast and handed the problem to the fat man's father.
Yuan Long touched the fat man's head. "This kind of ring is given by a man to his wife. You are my son, so the dad is unable to give you the ring."
Dudu bit his finger, thought for a moment, and asked, "Is Mom your wife?"
The corners of Yuan Long's mouth evoked a faint smile, he looked up at Yu Shanshan and said, "Yes, Mom is Dad's wife, so Dad gave Mom the ring."
Yu Shanshan's face slowly turned red, her heart was beating, she wanted to bury her face in the bowl.
Dudu didn't notice anything unusual about his mother. He tried very hard to digest what his father said. Then he looked up at his father's crotch and then looked down at his crotch. He seemed to understand something and suddenly said firmly, "Dad, I am also a boy, and I will buy a ring for my wife."
"Pffffttt ——" the porridge in Shanshan's mouth spurted out, she was choking and coughing.
Yuan Long reached out to take away the porridge in front of her and patted her on the back.
Dudu saw his mother choking and gave a small sigh, like an old father, sighed helplessly: "Mom, can you be more careful. You can't eat well at all."
Yu Shanshan:.....I'm afraid you're itching again, fatso!
"Eat your food. How can you get an illiterate wife who hasn't even graduated from kindergarten? Do you even have the money to buy a ring?"
Dudu immediately retorted: "I have money, my pig has a lot of money."
With that, the little guy ran to the cupboard in the room and took out his piggy bank and carefully put it on the table to show it to Yuan Long. "Dad, look, I have money and I can buy a ring for my wife."
Yu Shanshan bought this piggy bank for him when Dudu first learned what money was. He would put the red envelopes or pocket money given by others into the piggy bank for two years, but he didn't know how much money he had.
This piggy bank is the little guy's big treasure, very cherished, nothing will be held out to have a look, so that Shanshan wonder if she has given birth to a money junkie.
Yu Shanshan probably knows the number inside. Dudu isnt like other children who have seven aunts, eight aunts, grandparents, grandparents and other relatives who will always give red envelopes. He has only his mother, godmother and a grandma who will give red envelopes to him during the New Year, and his usual pocket money is one or two dollars, which isnt much at all. So after two years, there is no more than 2,000 yuan in his piggy bank.
What kind of diamond ring can you purchase for more than 2,000 yuan?
But looking at the proud expression of the little guy with a lot of money, Yu Shanshan didn't have the heart to tell him the truth.
Yuan Long put his fist against his mouth and coughed with a smile in his eyes. He touched the little guy's head and said, "Then take good care of it and buy it for your wife when you find her."
Yu Shanshan: ......How can you educate your child like that! Shouldn't you tell him not to fall in love and study hard instead?
Dudu happily nodded, secretly thinking that he must save money well in the future and buy a shiny ring for his wife
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