Dudu's Diary - Chapter 19: Little Fatty Back To School

Yu Shanshan used to think that her little fat man was very clingy to her, but only now did she discover that she was wrong. In fact, the little fat man was actually a clingy dad maniac. Since his dad came back, he didn't want to be separated from his dad for single a moment. He wanted to grow up in his father's arms.

He doesn't even remember that he still has an old mother who raised him through thick and thin!

She this raised son for nothing! Yu Shanshan thought as she listened to the little fat man laughing in the bathroom like an old hen.

A moment later, the bathroom door was opened from the inside, and a tall man came out with a white tender meat ball in his hand.

Dropped: Ten Thousand Miles in Search of Honour 当年万里觅封侯

Title: Ten Thousand Miles in Search of Honour 当年万里觅封侯

Author: 漫漫何其多

[Paranoid Neuropathy Attacks X Darwinian Imagination]

Yu Zheng and Zhong Wan are loyal to different masters. The two men cherished each other via crocodile tears and fought secretly.

After losing the fight for the throne, Zhong Wan, who took his masters to the frontiers, relied on his friendship with Yu Zheng when he was to imply to others that Yu Zheng has an affair with him through lending away Yu Zheng's personal belongings and leaving various explicit hints.

Yu Zheng is powerful. Hence with this situation, Zhong Wan's life was indeed much better but his stories became more and more outrageous.

Their so-called love story spread for thousands of miles. Yu Zheng, who was far away in the capital, finally heard of this epic romantic tale. Yu Zheng, who had been brainwashed for seven years, actually believed in it. It seems he really had an affair with Zhong Wan ...

CHAPTERS:

Chapter 1: There Is No One In The World Who Doesn't Know You 

Chapter 2: You Mustn't See Him Unless It's Necessary.

I asked people not to link this to NU. But someone did so I decided to pull this off.

Dudu's Diary - Chapter 18: Reasons

Wu Jing's voice is a bit indistinct.

"I met her when she was pregnant with Dudu. By then, her family just had an accident. She was handing out leaflets in the street with a big belly, I don't know how what she promised that they had let a pregnant woman like her to do the job. Later, I learned that she had signed an agreement, saying that no matter what happened, she is responsible for herself and will not blame her employer. She was pitiful so they've given her the chance to hand out leaflets."

Without looking at Yuan Long's expression, Wu Jing continued: "She didn't get her diploma. Her education is tantamount to graduating from high school, but she's pregnant. People don't want to hire her at ordinary jobs. In order to support herself, she can only do various kinds of part-time jobs, handing out leaflets, questionnaires and small advertisements on the road.

Dudu's Diary - Chapter 17: Who She Used To Be

From the beginning till the end, she was never wanted.

Wu Jing: "!!!"

This is awesome! Was Yu Shanshan walking sideways in the Imperial Dance Academy? She actually chased somebody else, but in the end, he didn't want her!

Is it possible that this is the retribution for how many men she hurt in the first place?

She doesn't know why, but Wu Jing suddenly wanted to laugh. When she couldn't endure it any longer, she began to laugh wildly.

Yu Shanshan:.....This friend really can't endure it!

Dudu's Diary - Chapter 16: About Him

Dudu has a special liking for both the police and the PLA uncles, so he was very excited when he heard that his father was an uncle of the PLA.

"So, Dad, is it your job to help others every day?"

"Yes, Dad has to help others solve their difficulties." In order to help his son better understand what he does every day, Yuan Long added, "Dad usually has to train and fight to make himself stronger, so that he can better help others."

Although Dudu doesn't quite understand what training and fighting are, it doesn't prevent him from realizing that his father has a very powerful job, and he already admired his father very much.

Dudu's Diary - Chapter 15: Professional Demolition Expert

Wu Jing glanced quietly at the man opposite who's busy wiping Dudu's mouth. She swallowed the food in her mouth and asked with a smile: "Mr. Yuan, if I may ask, I don't think I know what you do?"

Is this man reliable? His career is also a very important factor. A lot can be understood just from one's career, so although it's a bit impolite to ask this question at the first meeting, Wu Jing still asked.

She wants to make a final judgment on what kind of person Dudu's father really is. She won't let the mother and son be fooled. It's better to be as careful.

Yuan Long didn't think it's impolite. From the Dudu's words, it can be seen that this Miss Wu usually takes care of both mother and son. Asking about his job is probably  her wanting to help the mother and son as a gatekeeper. He feels it's excusable.

Dudu's Diary - Chapter 14: Dad's Cooking

Yuan Long glanced over her lap and did not know whether he believes or not. So he stood up and said: "Don't order takeout. I'll go down and buy some food and come back to cook."

He asked Dudu if he wanted to go with him, Dudu shook his round head and said cleverly: "I want to stay at home with my mother."

Yuan Long didn't force and went off alone.

Yu Shanshan immediately put her arms around the little fat man and gave two loving kisses. "Pangpang, you still have some conscience, you know to stay at home with your mother."

After all, the little fat man didn't forgot his mother now that his real father is here.

Dudu's Diary - Chapter 13: Dad Is Back 3

Yuan Long bought a remote-controlled plane with Dudu in a toy store on the first floor. It's the latest model. Dudu liked it so much that it still felt unbelievable to him until his Dad finally paid and they walked out of the mall.

"Dad, is this plane really mine?"

"En" Yuan Long responded patiently, "It's really yours."

"Dad, it's really mine. Will I have a plane in the future?"

"Yes, you will have a plane."

The little guy, who had never bought such a high-end toy, confirmed it over and over again. Yuan Long responded back again and again without the slightest impatience. This finally convinced Dudu that the super cool remote control plane is indeed his.

Dudu's Diary - Chapter 12: Dad Is Back 2

Wang Bofei's remote-controlled plane got the attention of the children in the whole neighborhood. The little turnips gathered around him, either curiously or enviably looking at the remote-controlled plane in his hand, twittering all kinds of questions.

"Wang Bofei, did your father buy your plane for you?"

"Wang Bofei, how much is your plane? I want my father to buy me one, too. "

"Wang Bofei, can you lend me to play with your plane? I promise I won't break it."

Wang Bofei kept the remote-controlled plane firmly in his arms and did not let his friends around touch it casually. "Don't touch it. This plane is valuable. My father said it costs thousands. If it breaks down, he'll beat me to death."

Dudu's Diary - Chapter 11: Dad Is Back 1

Yu Shanshan simply risked everything just to escape, and when she got home, she felt like she had saved herself.

Dudu looked at his mother's face covered with sweat, he stretched out his meat paw and wiped it for her. He asked with concern, "Mom, are you very hot?"

Yu Shanshan wiped her sweat and said partially, "It's hot. Mom is so hot."

When Dudu heard that his fat finger immediately pointed to the kitchen, "So, Mom, do you want to eat a popsicle? Once you've eaten the popsicle, it won't be hot anymore."

This kid definitely just want to eat his own popsicles.

Dudu's Diary - Chapter 10: Blind Date 2

Wu Jing went through the discharge procedures for Yu Shanshan, and Yu Shanshan began recuperating at home.

Sleeping and eating at home made it possible for Shanshan to quickly gained back, and had a tendency to surpass, the weight she had previously lost. Wu Jing was originally staring to see her lose weight, but since she's currently disabled, she could no longer bear to torture her and turned a blind eye to her food and drink instead.

Yu Shanshan thinks that maybe this is her actual life now and she's not fated to be thin in this lifetime.

Since there's no chance, she might as well just let it be.

In this way, after a week, Yu Shanshan succeeded in gaining 1kg more than she had before losing weight.

Dudu's Diary - Chapter 9: Blind Date 1

Dudu found that his mother's been standing by the window for a long time, during which he followed his mother's line of sight countless times and didn't see anything special.

"Mom, you always look at the garden below. Do you want to go down and play?" Dudu asked, hugging her leg and looking up.

Yu Shanshan shook her head silently: "Mom doesn't want to. Not at all."

"Then why are you always standing here watching?" The little guy felt that his mother might just be embarrassed to say that she wanted to go down and play, so he said sweetly, "Mom, actually, I also want to go down and play, or shall we go down and play together? I can ask the Nurse-jiejie for a sliding chair to take you down."

Sighing silently in her heart, Yu Shanshan withdrew her eyes from the window and laid down on the bed. "Mom really doesn't want to go down to play. Mom was just looking at the scenery."

Dudu's Diary - Chapter 8: Meeting

CHAPTER 8

Yu Shanshan was taken to the hospital. The doctor diagnosed the fracture in her right leg and said she could not walk normally for a while.

Yu Shanshan simply wanted to cry. What kind of bad luck is this? Why did she have to take part in a kindergarten activity to end up with half a disability?

Dudu watched helplessly as his mother's leg was covered with a white stone by the Doctor-shushu then Nurse-jiejie also gave his mother an injection. His eyes suddenly turned red.

He knew about injections. He would get them whenever he was sick, but he wouldn't get them for a while afterwards -- but his mother was given injections for a long time, and the needle was left stuck in her hands.

Mother must have been seriously ill to get the needle for such a long time.

Dudu's Diary - Chapter 7: Parent-Child Games

Yu Shanshan was tortured all the way by the sweet taste of the cake. When they finally got home, her stomach began to growl with an unbearable burden.

Dudu, who was seriously eating, raised his little head and looked at her. He blinked his big eyes and asked: "Mom, are you hungry?"

Yu Shanshan smiled sheepishly and looked straight at the little man's cake.

Dudu quietly moved it to his side and began to remind her cautiously: "Mom, you want to lose weight."

Of course, Yu Shanshan remembers that she wants to lose weight, but the cake is too tempting to eat.

Dudu's Diary - Chapter 6: Weight Loss

The next day was Monday. After a busy weekend, Yu Shanshan was able to take a day off.

It's rare that she doesn't have to get up early to work. Yu Shanshan is in a very good mood and had a very good sleep. While she was dreaming, she suddenly felt a small weight on her body, that made her she unable breathe. In the daze, Shanshan subconsciously tried to get rid of the weight on her body, pushing it away.

What followed was a loud "Bang" and then a sound of "ooow--" crying.

Crying?

Yu Shanshan instantly woke up with a start. She sat up from the bed and looked intently. There's a fleshy turtle lying sprawled on the ground beside the bed. It's just that the fleshy turtle is crying sadly at the moment. Yu Shanshan instantly realized what just happened, and she couldn't help feeling guilty.

Index for Dudu's Diary 嘟嘟日记

Title: Dudu's Diary 嘟嘟日记

Author: 月半要分家

Novel Description: Yu Shanshan, who had been tyrannical and lawless for 20 years, suffered retribution at the age of 21. She transformed from a little ballet princess of 45 kg to a poor and fat one of 90 kg. Apparently, eating is the most important thing in her life. Her success in losing weight is so far away. However, one day, the father of her child who had disappeared for four years finally came back. From then on, Yu Shanshan was forced to embark on a diet that was worse than death.

CHAPTERS:

Dudu's Diary - Chapter 5: Ravenge for Mom

Why did she have to meet her nemesis, Ou Kexin, here? Does she want to be seen by her, as she is now? Her appearance had changed, but how did this woman, Ou Kexin still recognized her?

Ten thousand grass mud horses galloped through.

Now that she's recognized, Yu Shanshan knew that she could not refute it. After all, just ask someone else and it will be revealed anyway, so she had no choice but to pretend to be stupid: "Madam, and you are...? Do we know each other?"

Ou Kexin covered her mouth and looked at Yu Shanshan in disbelief: "Oh, my God, you're really Yu Shanshan? You.......”

She couldn't explain her emotions, she looked at Yu Shanshan's figure again and was surprised: "How did you become like this? God, I can't believe it."

Dudu's Diary - Chapter 4: Recognition

After dinner, under the supervision of Wu Jing, Yu Shanshan sat painstakingly on the yoga mat to practice yoga with her.

Wu Jing is a dance teacher, so her physique is naturally very important. In order to maintain her figure, in addition to controlling her diet, she practices slimming yoga for an hour every night.

If it had been Yu Shanshan from the past, all kinds of difficult yoga movements are fine. But now, it's tantamount to torture for her.

She tried very hard to break her leg onto her shoulder, but it was a failure, and she couldn't move it mid-air, even though she was already red-faced and sweaty.

In desperation, Wu Jing had to go up and manually help her, holding the legs and trying to help her carry them on her shoulders.

Dudu's Diary - Chapter 3: The Scumbag

Yu Shanshan shook her head and moved back trembling, trying to stay away from the weighing scale. "Haha, um, well, I'll lose weight in the future. There's no need to weigh myself now. Weighing at night may not make it accurate. I'll weigh myself when I get up in the morning. "

As if Wu Jing still doesn't know her virtues by now. She didn't believe her nonsense at all so she still dragged her over without mercy, "No, you must give me a weight. From today onward, I will supervise you to lose weight and lose at least 1.5 kg a week."

"1.5kg? How is that possible?" 1.5 or 1 kg is about the same.

At the moment, Yu Shanshan really regretted that she had fought with that woman on the spur of the moment. If she hadn't fought, she wouldn't be caught today by Wu Jing to lose weight. Wu Jing had given up the idea of letting her lose weight long ago after she failed to do it countless times already. But now she's making a comeback.

Dudu's Diary - Chapter 2: Dudu

Wu Jing reminded Yu Shanshan that she did not come to work alone today. She also brought along a small oil bottle. But she's been busy since lunch and haven't seen her little oil bottle of a son for hours!

"My little Dudu!"

Yu Shanshan's heart was so frightened that she jumped up quickly and ran to the office. Wu Jing also hurriedly went after her.

It's almost seven o'clock in the evening. Naturally, the teachers are already off duty. Hence, the whole workplace is quiet and there's no sign of anyone at all. Wu Jing looked at the situation inside the empty office, her heart almost stopped and angrily slapped Yu Shanshan's arm .

"You just left Dudu in the office? Where is he now? The little guy won't sneak out on his own, right?"

Dudu's Diary - Chapter 1: Work Related

Highlighted words are explained in the footnotes.

My name is Dudu, and I’m three years old. I’m a cute and smart baby. Though my mother will never admit this and will always say that I'm spoiled and fat, but I know that my mother only said this because she is jealous of my cuteness. In fact, she's the one that's spoiled and fat. But this cannot be said in front of her, otherwise she will explode.

My father is a great hero, his duty is to save the world, that's why he didn't come back to see me until I was 3 years old, but since I'm broad-minded, I don't blame him at all.

There are still many stories about our family, so let me write them down for you one by one.

----------------Dudu

"Children, open your hands and keep your back straight, like a beautiful little swan, come, follow the teacher......."