Dudu, who was seriously eating, raised his little head and looked at her. He blinked his big eyes and asked: "Mom, are you hungry?"
Yu Shanshan smiled sheepishly and looked straight at the little man's cake.
Dudu quietly moved it to his side and began to remind her cautiously: "Mom, you want to lose weight."
Of course, Yu Shanshan remembers that she wants to lose weight, but the cake is too tempting to eat.
Looking at his mother's eyes still staring at his cake crazily, Dudu hurriedly added, "Mom, eating cake will make you fat ~ Don't eat my cake."
Yu Shanshan flushed angrily, "Who wants to eat your cake, I'm not even allowed to look?"
Seeing his mother on the brink of danger, Dudu closed his mouth decisively and ate the cake smartly, obediently, and much faster than before.
"Huh." Yu Shanshan decided to ignore the fat man and turned to the kitchen to cook dinner.
Because Wu Jing has a student who has an evening dance class, she won't be coming to dinner tonight. That means she won't come to cook, so Shanshan has to cook dinner herself.
Fortunately she stewed a pot of sparerib soup during the day, which is just right with some noodles for to the little guy to eat. This is nutritious.
As for herself.......
Although she really wanted to eat sparerib noodles with the little guy, she thought of the upcoming parent-child sports event. In order to save face, she had to take out all kinds of vegetables in the refrigerator and make herself Vegetables Salad.
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| Sparerib Noodles |
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Friday finally came around, Yu Shanshan changed shifts with her colleagues and got up early in the morning. She opened the wardrobe and started picking from her clothes to find the thinnest one to wear.
In the end, she picked out a black chiffon shirt with layers of flounces on it, which can well cover the flab on the body. The trousers are a pair of loose black sports pants which is good for activities, and it is also very thin.
After picking out her clothes, Yu Shanshan carefully put on her makeup. After that, she left a wisp of her hair hanging on each side of her cheeks and rolled it with a curling iron, so that she could cover her face well and make her face look smaller.
Yu Shanshan can't help praising her own wit.
If there is any advantage in Yu Shanshan's appearance now, it's her skin. Shanshan's skin is white and silky, as enviable as an egg that has just been shelled. It also successfully makes her a white fat man instead of a more miserable black fat man.
With the blessing of good skin and a fairly good makeup technique, Yu Shanshan's image today is still fine. At first glance, it can be regarded as a good-looking fat person.
After looking in the mirror, Yu Shanshan was quite satisfied with herself. She can't help but look at the fat son who is busy putting gel on his hair, "Pangpang, look at Mom, do I look good?"
The little guy was combing his hair meticulously. When he heard this, he turned to look at his mother and immediately gave a face-saving thumbs-up sign, "Mom, you are very beautiful today."
Yu Shanshan was so elated by the praise that she simply handled the comb herself and brushed the little guy's hair just like a villain boss in a movie.
The little guy looked at himself in the mirror and was very satisfied with his new hairstyle. His hands are now empty and his hair was gathered together. He turned around and posed, "Mom, am I handsome?"
This narcissistic fat man just praised herself so she couldn't tear down this guy right away, Shanshan nodded to his face, "Handsome! Fat handsome, fat handsome! "
Dudu couldn't be happier. He immediately ran into the room and brought the cell phone from the bedside table into Yu Shanshan's hand. "Mom, please take a picture of me." he said cheerfully.
Yu Shanshan wanted to roll her eyes again. She held his face, squeezing it into a ball, "Pangpang, why are you so narcissistic?"
Little Fatty immediately replied, "Godmother said I'm just like you."
Yu Shanshan: ".....get out."
In the end, Yu Shanshan still took a picture of the little fat man and sent the photo her circle of friends with a caption: The fat man thinks his hairstyle is handsome, but he is actually looks more like a villain.
Immediately below, a group of people praised and praised the cute little fat man, and many women who were overflowing with maternal love said that they wanted to steal the child because the little man is just too cute.
Most of these people are Yu Shanshan's colleagues, and everyone really likes her little fat man, which makes her puzzled. Why is she often attacked because she is fat, while this little fat man is being called cute by everyone?
Life is so unfair ~
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Today's kindergarten is particularly lively, the whole park is dotted with various balloons and ribbons. There are even huge banners hanging at the gate, which is as lively as the high school sports festivals.
From this we can see that the kindergarten attaches great importance to this activity.
Parents also paid special attention to this event. Many of the children's parents both showed up. Not only that, every pair of parents can see that they have dressed themselves up, especially the mothers. At first glance, nine out of ten are wearing makeup.
Yu Shanshan originally thought that after her frantic efforts in the past few days to successfully lose two pounds of weight and meticulous make-up and picking out a nice shirt, how can she still not be "eye-catching", but she had underestimated the enemies.
Yu Shanshan's line of sight slid past the mothers, and the more she looked at them, the cooler her heart became.
Today's moms are all beautifully dressed, and there are quite a few of them with good looks and temperament. Of course, there are also some moms with ordinary looks, but their figures are quite normal.
Visual inspection showed that no other mother could beat her in weight. In other words, she still is the fattest among the moms who came today.
At the moment, Yu Shanshan's inner villain already burst into tears.
Anyone who can rank on a "most" list will naturally attract people's attention, and Yu Shanshan can be labeled as the "fattest" which can't be ignored by everyone, and many people's attention slides on her from time to time, with different meanings.
Yu Shanshan pretended not to see those eyes. She calmly held the chubby hands and listened to the teachers explain the rules of the sports festival.
After the explanation, the event will officially begin.
There are altogether ten sports events, but each child and parent only needs to sign up for three. Yu Shanshan looked around with Dudu, she originally wanted to find a less difficult one where at least the weight didn't matter. But in the end, she was unlucky to discover that there were more events that can be attended by both parents and three children. Due to the limited number of mother and child pairs, there were only three events they could be attend.
There's no choice.
Yu Shanshan: "......"
Finally, Yu Shanshan had no choice but to take Dudu to participate in the activity.
The first event is skipping rope, parents take their children to jump together, the time is limited to one minute.
In the past, rope skipping was a piece of cake for Shanshan. But it's basically hopeless for her now.
Originally, her body is large, and it's difficult to jump rope. Coupled with Dudu, this little guy is also a little fat man who took up a lot of space. It's very difficult for the two fat people to play within the limited range of the rope. They either stepped on the rope or collided into each other. Yu Shanshan not only had to skip rope, but also had to be careful not to bump into her own little fat man. She's already dying in less than a minute.
The end result is, it took two people to make three jumps in a minute.
A well-deserved last place.
Yu Shanshan gasped heavily and looked at the little girl who was crying not far away. The little girl cried sadly and her parents were comforting her anxiously: "Baby doesn't cry. This time we made a mistake, But one failure is nothing, next time if we continue to work hard, we will definitely win the prize."
It turned out that it was the little girl cried because she didn't get a place nor a prize. Yu Shanshan can't help but blush, this child is so hungry to win?
Secretly glancing at her fat son, she wanted to see how the little guy reacted to the fact that they had won the last place, wouldn't he also feel sad and want to cry?
The little guy didn't feel as sad as that little girl. On the contrary, he hugged her thigh, looked up at her obediently, and said earnestly, "Mom, don't be discouraged, and don't be sad, although we didn't get the ranking and prizes. we can still continue to work hard, and we will win a prize next time."
Yu Shanshan was instantly moved by her fat son, she did not expect the little guy's state of mind is so good, not only did he not need her comfort, but also in turn, she was comforted instead and even got encouragement.
It's really great.
With her fat son's encouragement, Yu Shanshan decided to go all out to bring her little fat man back in the next place.
The next competition is "two people and three legs". The rule is very simple, that is, two people stand side by side, the middle two legs are tied with ropes, and then run quickly. Whoever gets to the finish line first, wins.
What this kind of activity tests the degree of cooperation between parents and children. If the team work is not good, it's useless to be as light as a swallow. Especially when there is a child with short legs and small legs dragging his feet.
Yu Shanshan couldn't help but secretly feel a little pleased. This activity basically has nothing to do with body shape. In other words, as long as she and chubby will cooperate well, there's a possibility of winning
Yu Shanshan bowed her head and told Dudu her competition strategy, "Son, listen to your mother's instructions later. When your mother shouts left and right, you will follow her to step on your left leg and right leg. Do you understand?"
Fortunately, Fat Dudu is not a child who can't distinguish between left and right. On the contrary, the little guy is very clear in orientation and even direction, which is better than many adults, so stepping on his left leg and right leg is a piece of cake for him.
Mother and son instantly increased their confidence and rushed out only after the referee whistled.
Sure enough, the pair cooperated well, and with Yu Shanshan's chanting of moving forward methodically, although her chubby's short legs were not big, she managed to deliberately accommodate him, and the two were unified in pace harmoniously.
Yu Shanshan thinks the championship is already half-settled halfway through.
However, she didn't realize that just because she has no problem doesn't mean you will win, and you can't win if your competitors do have problems.
The families who were running on their respective runways became a mess within 10 seconds of the start of the race. Many children and parents ran askew onto other people's track without knowing it. in an instant, many families bumped into each other in confusion.
Yu Shanshan didn't know how it happened. She was busy chanting alongside with chubby, when she suddenly bumped into a male parent from the side. The man's height is also very spectacular, although Yu Shanshan's body is large enough to withstand his impact, she saw that the two of them were about to be overwhelmed by this man, so with lighting speed, Yu Shanshan lifted Dudu and turned around, blocking her son with her own body.
The next second, a heart-wrenching pain came from her ankle, and she even heard a crisp click.
Yu Shanshan knew that her leg is accountable here today.
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It's actually 电光火石之间 or "diàn guāng shí huǒ" - Originally a Buddhist metaphor which describes things that are fleeting, like the sparks of a fire or lighting, hence why I used "lightning speed" instead. Funny thing is, a lot of Chinese were asking about this in Baidu Knows (Similar to Yahoo! Answers) as well, so I'm not alone in my confusion lol
Monique: I looked into this, and it's apparently this couple, so...Shanshan looks similar to the girl <3 Will post more pics in the future because blogger.com is currently annoying:
